? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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