YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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