Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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