Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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