I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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