And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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