It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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