hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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