fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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