I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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