her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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