You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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