go do what you do best...puke behind churches
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
