Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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