Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
