He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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