I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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