Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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