she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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