But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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