she's into porn, im staying here tonight
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
did you just send me my own nude
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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