in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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