She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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