thus making me awesome and them whores
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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