If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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