The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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