How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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