Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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