I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
