Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
