i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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