Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
this boner is exhausting
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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