Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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