Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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