my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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