Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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