I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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