Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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