i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
