do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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