absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
This house was built for laser tag.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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