Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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