if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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