just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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