I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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