Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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