i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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