Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Success! We fucked roommates!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
