He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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