Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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