So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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