Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I have fence marks all over my body
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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