No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if only i could text you this smell
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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