I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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