just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
