I'm really into asian looking animals
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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